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Welcome to Crackerville!

This is a personal website that isn't updated all that often...like maybe once a year or so. The "Add Your Own Deep Thoughts" link on the left gets updates more often than that. And the "places" link above directs to a Picasa Web Album I update more often. Hope you enjoy your visit, --al


What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep.
-jack handy

Updates

  • 01/10/08: Updated rednekked to translate user-entered URLs.
  • 12/27/08: Added a Story That Doesn't Suck: Robot Jet.
  • 12/27/08: I got the make a calendar doodad working again.
  • 12/27/08: I got the phone thingy working again & made some improvements to the dictionary and results accuracy. Now that i'm on godaddy I can do database access stuff again!
  • 12/07/08: I switched from readyhosting to godaddy for hosting the site. It should now be noticably quicker and up more often.
  • 08/23/08: Added lots of new random images (50+) that might show up on this page.
  • 08/11/08: Added a Chicken Coconut Curry recipe that's amazingly good but probably wont be winning any healthy cooking awards.
  • 08/10/08: Added this updates section, added Essays >> Old Stuff, tidied up Places and Stuff That Does Stuff >> Redneck Converter pages.

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One of several awesome Polaroids from here.
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