Deep Thought:	Got a Rattlesnake in your house? Don't worry, you handle it just like you would with a common Gardner snake. The only difference is the rattlesnake has a deadly neurotoxin; everything else is the same.
Submitter:	This will be displayed under your deep thought as the byline. You can put whatever you like here: your real name, a made-up name, whatever you want. If you leave it blank, it'll default to "Unknown"