Deep Thought:

Buddha’s Scripture to Lin Ling (The Parable of the Serpent) Bird is told by Dog, “It is a sin to fly” So he spends out his days tearing off his wings. Dog is told by Serpent, “It is a sin to run” So he spends out his days tearing off his legs. Serpent is told by Rat, “It is a sin to slither” Rat is told by Serpent, “I know. That’s why I have all of these tiny wheels under my belly.” And Serpent rides wheelie for Rat.

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