Deep Thought:

It was my birthday and I had dinner and drinks at a seafood restaurant with two friends from my World of Warcraft guild. The wait staff did a special birthday chant for me which was very touching so I stood on my booth and thanked everyone and yelled out "free drinks for everyone!" I was a little drunk. When the bill came I contributed the 8 dollars I had and my two friends paid the other $268 dollars on their credit cards. I felt bad I didn't have credit cards but also thankful because that's a lot of debt. I also felt thankful because the waiter brought me a free slice of cake.

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