Deep Thought:

This year I got a christmas card from Bank of America because I recently opened a new checking account with them. I was really impressed that they remembered me and was in the holiday spirit so I went to Office Depot and got them a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendar as a gag gift and a all-in-one combination fax machine, copier, and printer for the office. Then two days later I got another Christmas card from my dentist and I felt bad because I had spent all my money on Bank of America. I guess "find a new dentist" is one of my New Year's Resolutions.

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