Deep Thought:
I was flying a jet and my copilot was being a total backseat driver--criticizing everything I was doing. "Use your afterburners!" "Ease up on the yoke!," "More flaps!" So finally I just ejected. FINE YOU FLY THE JET!!! Not really but wouldn't that be perfect?
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