Deep Thought:	in order for your body of water to qualify as a 'river', it must measure at least 25' deep and be no less than 10' long and must flow by natural means - either by gravity or some kind of naturally occuring pump. also, trenching of a creek to make it deeper is grounds for disqualification.
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