Deep Thought:

a good ballet that someone should write would be an interperative dance about a bunch of homophobic football players who entered in a hotwing eating contest. there would be expressive dances portraying different follies and foibles. at one part, the dancers would portray the football players suspecting one another of being homosexual, but as the tension builds, we find our heroes just having a good time and eating hotwings together. the costumes would be made entirely out of brightly-colored feathers and there would be one hell of a set. and one hell of a lot of props.

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