Stories That Don't Suck: Robot Jet

Brannon Kane was on his way to a stakeout when he noticed a white van tailing him. He slammed on his brakes and the van veered to the side, hitting a fire hydrant and flipping over and crashing into a propane tank that exploded like a bomb, sending shrapnel in every direction.

A robot climbed out of the burning van and started running toward Brannon, just like in Terminator. Except unlike Terminator, Brannon had a bazooka in the back seat of his Ferrari and already had it out and aimed at the robot, with the safety disengaged. He pulled the trigger when the robot was about halfway to him but instantly the robot transformed into a plane and fired his turbos straight up, avoiding the bazooka rocket by inches, which exploded harmlessly against a building in the background. The robot was a transformer!

Brannon knew the robot jet would circle around for a dive-bomb and there wouldn't be enough time to load another bazooka rocket so he shifted the Ferrari into gear and took off down the street at 202 miles per hour, which is the top speed of the Ferrari. Sure enough, when Brannon looked in his rear view mirror, there was the robot jet, just inches above the pavement, shooting it's machine guns at full blast. Brannon had to swerve left and right to avoid the bullets and avoid hitting other motorists. It was an amazing example of driving but for Brannon it was completely normal.

To get the robot jet off his tail Brannon drove over this wedge-shaped pile of dirt which acted like a jump and sent the Ferrari hundreds of feet into the air. The robot jet followed the Ferrari up into the sky, just as Brannon had predicted it would. He jumped out the window of the Ferrari and landed on the hood of the robot jet and started wailing on it with both fists. As soon as the robot jet transformed back into a robot to fight back, Brannon jumped free and angled his body so he managed to fly into the window of the Ferrari which had been in free fall nearby this whole time. Once inside, Brannon simply used the doors like wings to maneuver the descending Ferrari over to the roof of a 10-story parking garage. He slammed on the brakes the second he landed and managed to swing the Ferrari around just in time to see the confused robot fly by overhead and slam into an office building in a gigantic ball of fire and shards of glass.

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