Crackerville Experiments

The world is a bewildering place, to be sure.

From the mysteries of the Slinky to the wonder of glow-in-the-dark stuff, sometimes it can be so overwhelming you just want to go down to the park and get drunk and sleep in the grass. But alcohol isn't the answer; the answer is experiments. Scientific experiments.

So this is the new experiments section of Crackerville where I intend to unlock the secrets of science using nothing more than my brain, science, a clipboard, and various other testing equipment.

If you know where i can get some cheap bunsen burners, beakers, or those electricity things, please send me an email. Also, if you have ideas for experiments, please dont send them to me; i already have a whole science notebook full of ideas and the last thing I need is for people saying I stole their ideas sometime down the road!

Sincerely,